This Morning

This morning I was bored and got out of my house and stood out in my front yard. When cars drove by I waved at the drivers. 

Eventually a truck carrying cattle was driving by. The driver saw me wave, pulled up to the curb, leaned out the window and said, “I normally never do this, but you seemed so friendly and all. Would you like a free cow?” 

I said, sure. 

The driver opened the back of his truck, brought me a cow, and then drove off. 

I said to the cow, “What would you like to do?” 

The cow said, “Actually, I’m kind of hungry. Do you mind if I eat your lawn?”

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