Helpful

I like to eat a stick of butter a day. It has a naturally calming effect. Today however is looking like a nine-stick-of-butter day.

The Block of Concrete

I found a new place to sit and write my blog posts. 

The only thing is, this block of concrete comments on whatever I’m writing. Just now it said, “Why don’t you write about pudding? No one writes about pudding anymore.”

The Reason

I’m angry and I don’t know why. Oh, yeah, I’m out of carrots.

Favorite Passage

My favorite passage from the Bible is when God says, “Why are you reading the Bible? Why aren’t you outside?”

Here

Hi. I’m glad you’re here. You’re hereness is the best thing about you.