Early Present

My Christmas tree said, “Okay, I decided what I want for Christmas.” 

I said go ahead. 

My Christmas tree said, “I want to be replanted back in the forest.” 

I said okay. I tied the tree to the top of my car, drove out to the woods, dug a hole in the ground and replanted the tree. 

As I walked back to my car, the tree said, “Where are you going?”