I was gambling in Las Vegas. I was up $75,000 at the craps table. I bet it all on seven.

I gave the dice to my dog Rexy to throw for good luck. She ate the dice.

The dealer didn’t know what to do. He went to the casino’s floor manager. The dealer came back and said we had to sit around and wait to see how the numbers came out.

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