I happened to meet Monday when it arrived last night at 12:00:01. It was drinking a coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time. 

I kind of snidely asked Monday if it worried that it might get ashes in the coffee. Monday said, “You’re so encouraging.” 

I apologized. I said I was jealous because I used to want to be a day of the week.

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