Shiva

 

It was one in the afternoon and still dark out. I figured something strange was going on, and I took a closer look up and realized, Shiva, Lord of the Universe, was sitting and meditating on my part of the Earth, blocking out the Sun.

I got upset and threw a rock at his leg.

He opened his eyes and said, “What the hell!?!”

I said, “I know! What’s the big deal?!”

Shiva said, “Do you know who I am?!”

I said something about his being part of the Blue Man Group.