I went on the motor-boat ride with God at Disney-world. I told God I wanted to be the steerer.
He said, “Okay.”
We came to the first turn, I turned right, the boat went right. I noted that I was a pretty good driver.
God said, “Yep.”
Then there was a turn to the left. I turned left. I said to God, “Did you see that?”
God said, “I did.”
Then we came to a crossroads where there was a turn to the left and right. I steered left. The boat went right. I got angry.
God said, “I never get tired of this.”
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