Caution Is Not My Friend

I took my pet rhino, Betters, shopping at the china and figurine store today. He didn’t knock over anything. But I was distracted by the prospect that he might, and bumped into and shattered a rare china set from the early 1900s.

Betters laughed and said, “I can’t take you anywhere.”

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