Doing What I Can

I have a glacier in my backyard. I bought it and had it moved here to help prevent global warming. 
Every morning I stand out in my backyard and say positive things through a megaphone to the glacier like, “How’d you get so cold?” and “You’re n-ice!”

2 Responses to “Doing What I Can”

  1. Hashbrown says:

    Hahahahahahaha…hilarious.

  2. Thanks. It's inspiring to do my part to help the environment.

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