Once Enemies

While walking my pet llama, Dixon, this morning, I ran into the ghost of Osama Bin Ladin.

Bin Ladin admired Dixon’s coat. He said his llama’s coat were forever matted and dirty, no matter how many times he washed them with goat’s milk. I said that I used the human shampoo Head and Shoulders.

I asked if Bin Ladin still hated the United States now that he was dead. Bin Ladin said not as much.

I said that I was entering my llama, Dixon, in a llama show in Las Vegas this coming weekend. Bin Ladin wished us well.

I think people are much easier to get along with after they are dead.