I’m so glad you stopped by.

“Hi, it’s me, Chalmers the frog. Thanks for visiting. I was hoping you would come by.

It’s not that I have a message. It’s just that I like your hereness. Your personal aroma delights me.

I often think of that time we visited Paris. At the top of the Eiffel Tower, you told me that I was your best friend. You held my webbed hand. We breathed together.

I also think of the time we bought The Soap Store franchise. We were entranced each store featured over 1000 different brands of soap!”