The Dare

I have friends on both ends of the political spectrum. I don’t agree with everyone’s viewpoint, but I mostly like their charming aspects. For instance, last night I was hanging out with Rudy Giuliani in his apartment.

Rudy asked me how many sticks of butter I thought he could eat. I said a half. Rudy laughed and got out two packages of butter sticks from the fridge, unwrapped each stick, and proceeded to eat seven and a half. I said that I was wrong and that he was a fool.

Rudy held his stomach and said that I was right on both accounts.