Space

I was all excited because in today’s mail I got the hyper-space drive for my rocket ship. The box said it allows a person to skip three galaxies at a time. My heart was beating fast because I could now go further than I’d ever space-ventured before. 

So I installed the drive, got in my rocket ship and took off into space. I hit the hyper-space drive and my rocket ship shot into the distance. 

Stars were sailing by my window, until I slammed into something. I put on my spacesuit and got out to see what had happened. Lo and behold, I’d smashed into the end of space!

Speaking at the RNC

I spoke at the Republican Convention Thursday. I talked about how nice it was to be in Cleveland again. I went to high school there.

Then I pushed the button on the podium that released all the balloons from the ceiling. A few people off to the side of the stage were upset at me because the balloons were supposed to be released when Trump gave his speech.

But the audience loved it and didn’t care.

Things Explained

Helpful Info

Door art, because sometimes you need to know what to do when you leave the room.

The disparate parts of my day argue which was best.