I was visited by the ghost of myself. I asked how it could be happening since I’m still alive.
The ghost of me said, “When you’re dead, you can go anywhere in time.”
I said that I couldn’t wait for that to happen.
The ghost of me said, “You get used to it pretty quickly.”
I asked why the visit.
The ghost of me said, “I wanted to see what all the big deal was about.”
I said, “And?”
The ghost of me said, “Not such a big deal.”
I was walking through a field when I came upon a bale of hay. The bale of hay noticed I was staring and said, “What?”
I said that I was in love.
The bale of hay said, “Jesus, you’re like the 12th person today!”
I was out walking when I heard, “Hey” coming from the sky.
I looked up and said, “Are you talking to me?”
The Sky said, “Yes.”
I said, “What is it?”
The sky said, “Don’t I look amazing?”
I sighed and looked down.
The ground said, “How about me, aren’t I wowzy?”
I went back home and turned on the TV.
I asked the road to take me to the specialist of most special places.
The road said, “That would be me.”
I lay down on the warm asphalt and fell fast asleep.
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