Time Off

I took my sailboat out to the middle of the lake. I emptied my wallet into the water. I tossed in my keys. I took off my shoes and dropped them in too.

I sat in the boat.

A fish stuck its head out of the water.

The fish said, “I was wondering what the keys go to?”

I said, “My apartment and my Toyota.”

The fish said, “Would that be okay if I were to have them?”

I said, “Sure…You might want to take my wallet too since it has my address.”

The fish said, “I already did.”

I said, “Right, of course.”

The fish said, “Okay, I’m going to go now.”