The Sun’s visit

The Sun is a friend of mine. When it comes to visit it shrinks itself down to my size.

Actually a little smaller because it knows I’m easily intimidated.

Let life flow

The waterfall said, “Dude, you seem tense. You reeeeally should just let life flow.”

I said okay, got in my car, drove to Sedenberg Dam Builders, contracted them to build a dam on just the other side of the waterfall, which they did, turning it into just a cliff face.

The new cliff-face old-waterfall said, “I’m not sure you understood.”

The Creature

I got up in the middle of the night to get some water. That’s when I came upon the creature in my living room.

I introduced myself and asked its name.

The creature hissed and with arms aloft declared, “I am the King of the Vast Netherworlds!”

I said, “Okay, but what do your friends call you?”

The creature relaxed, cleared its throat, and in a soft voice said, “Burt.”

I asked Burt if he wanted a glass of water.

He said, “Yes, please, thanks.”