Dumbability

God and I were fishing at the fishing hole.

God caught a fish every five minutes.

God said, “I noticed that you haven’t caught anything.”

I said, “It’s not fair because you’re the almighty and I’m just a dumb person.”

God said, “Would you be happy if I made you God?”

I said, “Yes! Yes! Yes!!”

God snapped fingers and said, “Okay.”

A half-hour later, I still hadn’t caught a fish.