Would you please?

“It’s me, the desert. I’m really thirsty. Would you possibly come out here and pour a jug of water on me?

If you do this, I will grant you a boon. The last person I granted a boon to was Thomas Jefferson. He was down on his luck at the time. He came out to visit and poured at least a gallon of water on me. It was not long after that, that he found himself writing the Declaration of Independence!”