It’s Time for a Change, Part 5,683

I work as a toaster repair man.

The problem is, it’s cheaper to buy a new toaster than get one repaired. So I haven’t worked for a while.

This morning, my toaster broke. I had the parts and fixed it. My toaster was so grateful it cried. Unfortunately, the toaster was plugged in and it was electrocuted.

I thought that it’s probably time to find a new occupation.