Checking in with the Campaign

My running mate Mitt Romney and I are in Iowa. We are standing by the side of the freeway and waving at passer-byes. Mitt says it’s a great way to take the pulse of the nation. 

I asked Mitt what I’m getting paid for my new job. He said $230,000, once we get elected. Until then his campaign pays me $7.25 an hour. 

I decided to save up to buy lunch.