One Thing for Another

I have a guitar that’s made of basal wood. I have to play it tenderly to keep it from breaking. I asked the guitar if it minded being so soft. My guitar said it feels mighty.

That day I stopped taking steroids. This greatly diminished my chances of wining the Mister Universe contest. But it helped me because of my great dislike of weight lifting.

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