I was relaxing in my backyard, reading the latest issue of Popular Hijinks, when God showed up.
God said, “Hey, you wanna hang out?”
I said, “What did you have in mind?”
God said, “Backgammon.”
I said, “Okay. Did you bring a board?”
God said, “I thought you have one?”
I said, “I don’t have one.”
God said, “What are we gonna do?”
I said, “You’re God, make one appear.”
God said, “That’s not how I work.”
I said, “But you’re God.”
God said, “So.”
I said, “What’s the point of being God if you can create things out of nothing?”
God said, “Sorry. We can go to the store. Would you drive?”
I said, “This is my day off. I was hoping to take it easy and not go out.”
God said, “Pleeeeeeeese.”
I drove God to the store. I was in a bad mood the whole way there and back. We played. God won. I got upset and tipped over the board.
God said, “Why’d you do that?”
I stormed into my house and slammed the door. I laid down on the couch and stared at the ceiling
God tapped on my living room window. I didn’t look. God tapped again. Then again.
Finally I looked. God shrugged and made a funny face up against the glass.
I got up and closed the curtains.
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