Thirsty!

I like to drink water. But not just a glass. I like to drink a lake. It takes me a good two hours, but I’ll drain it dry. After a morning’s drink of a lake I won’t need to drink any more water for the rest of the day.

The next day’s morning, I have to find another lake to drink because the last one I drank will take a good year or longer to refill. What I do is look on the map and see which lakes don’t have an X that I drew on them.

Sometimes I have to drive over an hour to get to a full lake. I might have to travel to another state. My lifestyle choice means I don’t have a permanent place to live because I would have to drive too far to get to a full lake.

I live in hotels and motels. After drinking a lake, I like to come back to my room and lay down in the bed and feel the water gurgle through my intestines. It sounds like a minute stream.