I came from the planet, Nurtz

It’s been three years since I arrived here on Earth. I came from the plant Nurtz.

Nurtz is pretty far away. It’s further than you can imagine, or would want to.

I don’t miss life on Nurtz. It was a chilly planet that was constantly overcast with mucous colored skies.

I came to Earth because I’d heard about the blue skies, and readily available soda. In the past three years, I’ve never tired of either.