Brooks: I’ve lost faith in you.
God: That’s because you haven’t been getting what you think I should be giving you.
Brooks: Well, actually, I don’t think that’s really tru-
God: Here’s that pint of Cool Whip Original Whipped Topping you’ve been wanting.
Brooks: Oh, my God, you’re the best of the bestest!!!

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