Flying

I got on an airplane. I brought my pet rhino Claudius. I had the aisle seat, Claudius had the middle seat. 

Claudius has a tiny bladder and had to get up and use the restroom often. After the fifteenth time getting up, I got angry at Claudius. Claudius’ feelings were hurt. 

The undercover TSA agent asked me to apologize.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.