Conversation with God, part 2791

I walked along the base of the Wolverine Glacier in Alaska with God. I was shivering.

God said, “I don’t understand why you didn’t wear a jacket.”

I said that I thought that being around God would keep me warm.

God sighed, put a conciliatory arm around me, and said, “Is that better?”

Through chattering teeth I said yes. But it wasn’t.