Last Night’s Visitor

God showed up at my place last night in tears.

I asked what was wrong.

God said, “I can’t do this anymore. It’s too hard to figure out how to run the Universe…Would, would you take over for me?”

I cried happy tears, danced around the room, and said, “Yes, I will do it! You’ll see! I will make everything right!”

God stopped crying, smiled, and said, “Ha, I got you.”