Today I went to the wishing well. I tossed in my quarter.
The wishing well said, “It’s now ten dollars.”
I said, “What?!”
The wishing well said, “My business consultant said I need to raise my rates.”
I said I didn’t have ten dollars.
The wishing well was silent.
I said that I wished I had ten dollars.
The wishing well said, “Dude, come on.”
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