Hanging Out in Central Park

I was sitting on a rock in Central Park when a forest sprite showed up.

The forest sprite said, “Hello.”

I said, “Hi.”

Suddenly a dog came from over the hill, ran up and bit the forest sprite. The forest sprite got angry, took out a wand and zapped the dog into nothingness.

I said, “I wish I had a wand like that.”

The forest sprite said, “I know, it’s pretty nice.”