I’m Sorry, God

God came over today to help me paint my living room.

I asked God, “What’s my purpose in life?”

God said, “Painting that upstroke with your paint brush.”

I said, “I think I get it, you’re saying I have many purposes, not just one?”

God said, “Dude, you promised that if I came over today and helped you paint, you would stop asking me these questions!”

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