Whoing

I laid down on the grass in my backyard. I closed my eyes and felt the sun on my face.

Soon after, I felt a tickle on my cheek. I opened my eyes to see the Who’s Pete Townshend caressing my face with a fallen leaf.

I said, “You startled me.”

Pete Townshend said, “Would you like to buy a copy of my new autobiography, Who I Am?” He was carrying a copy.

I got out my wallet and said, “Absolutely.”

I handed Pete Townshend $30. He took my money, slipped the leaf into the book and handed it to me. 

I said, “Thanks.”

He nodded and smiled.

I was so enamored, I took the leaf out of the book and ate it.

Pete Townshend said, “Bon appetit!”

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