Oh, God

I was chopping wood in my backyard when the ghost of George Burns stopped by. I told Mr. Burns that he was funny in Oh, God! He thanked me.

George Burns said it turns out that even after you’re dead, you appreciate appreciation. I said that’s too bad because I was hoping that when I died I’d finally stop looking for approval from others.

Mr. Burns thought that was funny. Unfortunately it made me feel good.