I went down a gopher hole. I soon ran into the gopher.
The gopher said, “What do you want?”
I said, “I was just curious about where you live.”
The gopher said, “There’s not much to see. It’s really just a long hole I dug in the ground.”
I said, “I’m amazed that you dug it.”
The gopher said, “I have a lot of time.”
I said, “If I only had one thing to do, I would do amazing things.”
The gopher said, “You’re philosophizing greatness into something that’s matter of fact.”
I glumly said, “You’re right.”
The gopher said, “But what can you do, it’s your nature.”
I love the gopher.
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