Nice Accomodations

I was arrested for loitering and had to spend the night in jail. The jail cell was very nice. The bed was comfortable. For a jail it was pretty quiet. The constant presence of the police made me feel very safe.

How was I loitering? Well, I’d been sitting in my living room all day, doing nothing. I couldn’t stand the situation, but at the same time I couldn’t get myself to leave, so I called the Police. I thought they would be upset at me for not taking care of the situation myself. But it was a slow day and they appreciated something to do.

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