VIP Visit

Last night I got a visit from President James Buchanan. He’s no longer alive. It was his ghost. I was a little scared at first. But as with most things I was okay in a few minutes. He told me facts about his administration that I didn’t know. I wasn’t that interested, but I’m congenial so I listened well.

When he was done I asked him what it’s like to be dead. He said that you have a lot of free time, you don’t have to pay rent or eat food, and for the first time you really relax. I said it would be nice to be able to do that while alive and we both laughed.

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