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The Duck

The duck said, “Hey, down here.” 

I asked what it wanted. 

The duck said, “I just wanted to say hi.” 

I wanted to resist the duck because I had places to be, but it’s a duck. What could I do?

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Stars

Last night I couldn’t sleep because all the stars wouldn’t stop shining. So I went outside and yelled at the sky to keep it down.

The stars said, “But we did this for you.”

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Right

This morning I took a walk through the Weeping Willow forest with God. God said, “What is it this time, Brooks?”

I said, “Can you fix it so that I stop thinking that I’m right and others are wrong.”

God said, “I already balanced that out by making others think that you are wrong and they are right.”

I said, “Well, shouldn’t I at least try to think differently?”

God said, “You’re trying to fix something that’s not broken.”

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The Rock

The rock said, “I want to be seen by the world.”

I said okay and put it on the internet.

The rock said, “I don’t feel any different.”

I said yep.

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This one’s for you. Don’t spend it all at once.