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Shhh

Shhhh. Don’t make a sound. Let’s hope the bear passes without looking up.

But if not, it was nice to spend our last moments together.

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WWJD?

Someone cut me off in traffic while I was driving with Jesus.

I said, “You might have noticed that I was calm and collected. That’s because I asked myself, ‘What would Jesus do?'”

Jesus said, “Well, you got that wrong.”

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Photon

A photon getting ready to go to work.

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Selfied

I went for a big hike in the redwood forest to celebrate my birthday. I took this picture to capture the moment. The tree was saying, “Get out of the way dumb human, he’s trying to take a picture of me!”

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Spuds

The secret to my success is this photo. I look at it whenever I feel overwhelmed. It makes me feel okay again.