Hey…

Hey. I can hear you breathing through the screen. I think you are a naturally heavy breather because the screen is fogged up.

Midge

Brooks Palmer is a lyin’ fool. I write all his blog posts. I’m Midge the Hedgehog, the brains behind this operation. Just to give you the real Magoo, Brooks is currently facing the corner of the room, trying to walk forward, wondering aloud why he can’t.

An honest look

This is what I look like around midnight. I like to stay up that late now and then just to get another glimpse.

Sweet

I wrote you this song:

“Oh well, well, well,
I saw you watering the cactus,
You are most kind,
But the cactus was the soda drinking kind.