It’s no big deal, but I walk through walls

A bunch of years ago, I spent some time in the Himalayas, and learned how to walk through walls.

I went to a particular guru who specialized in this rare skill.

Not because I wanted people to think I’m amazing. I just happen to have a fear of doors. Particularly the knobs.

Previously I’d gone to a therapist to try and overcome the problem. But she said she’d never heard of anything that strange.