The height

I got out of bed and felt odd. I looked down and saw my feet weren’t touching the ground. They were one inch from the floor. I tried pushing down harder, but nothing.

I walked to the kitchen for breakfast. I kept feeling like I was going to fall. The best part was I felt like Jesus must have felt when he walked on water.

My dog Rexy noticed my height discrepancy and said, “You’ll do anything to get attention.”