3 cows in a field

Three cows hang out in a field.

One of the cows says, “I like baseball. I think I would be good at catching a ball with my mouth. I’m going to the tryouts later this month. If I get the job, I’m out of here.”

Another cow says, “That would be great. You hog most of the the grass. Plus you are a noisy chewer.”

The other cow says, “Mostly I’m excited about our field trip to the Hormel processing plant this afternoon.”