What happened last night

I felt lonely as I lay in bed last night. I asked the bed if we could talk. The bed said, “Sure, what’s up?”

I said that I was feeling sad and alone.

The bed said, “You’re not alone, you’re with me.”

I said that made me feel better. I asked the bed if it ever felt all alone.

 The bed said, “I did when I was in the mattress warehouse, but not anymore.”