Shemlock the Duck

Hi. I’m Shemlock the duck.

I like to float in water.

I guess you would say that’s my purpose in life. It’s how I was designed.

I have no fear of drowning. That’s why I’m so confident.

That and my amazing yellowness quality.

I know other ducks who have real feathers. They are not as confident as me. They are usually agitated and molting.

They are often jealous and lash out by commenting that I have no feet or legs.

But it doesn’t bother me.

Anyway, it’s good to meet you.