I was out for a walk in the Clementine forest when I came across President Donald Trump. He was out by himself. There weren’t even any Secret Service agents accompanying him.
I introduced myself and said, “I had no idea that you liked clementines.”
He said, “What do you mean?”
I said, “We’re surrounded by Clementine trees.”
He said, “I didn’t notice.”
I suggested he try one of the multitudes of the fruit. He shrugged. So I picked one and offered it to him. He didn’t seem that interested. So I peeled the clementine.
He said, “It smells okay.”
I said, “It tastes better.”
He took the peeled fruit and pulled off a section and ate it. He didn’t seem to like the taste. He spit it out.
The chewed piece of clementine sank into the ground. A sprout of a new seedling shot out. It grew into a nine foot tree, followed by instant buds, and then fresh clementines.
He didn’t notice and walked away.
I thought about that song by the Fixx called, One Thing Leads to Another.
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