“Let’s climb them all!”

As part our Let’s Climb Them All! campaign, God and I made it to the top of Mount Kangchenjunga in Nepal.

God said, “Isn’t this view I created amazing?” I said, “I guess,” and took out a thick wad of folded papers from my back pocket. God said, “What’s that?” I said it was my up-to-the-date list of all the things I want in my life. God said, “You promised you wouldn’t do that on this trip. You gave your word!”

I got excited and turned to page 340, line 18 and said, “It says right here, ‘I want to be more reliable.”