My New TV Show

I was feeling distraught because I lost my job as an accountant. My wife got tired of my moping around the house all day and said I should take the opportunity to follow my dreams.

So I spoke with some local veterinarians and raised the money to produce a TV show called Brooks, As He Talks with the Animals. On the show I interview various animals. Some from zoos, some from the woods, some strays.

On yesterday’s show I interviewed a skunk. I asked how it will able to maintain its coiffed bouffant. The skunk thanked me but said it was naturally arranged. I asked the skunk if I could pet it with one of those high quality pet brushes. The skunk said yes.

The skunk’s hair was thick. I couldn’t believe it had no knots!