I was visited by the ghost of Lincoln

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln came to visit. He likes to haunt me every Wednesday.

He said that he’d like to see the new Star Wars movie with me. I said that I didn’t want to go because I’m still receiving therapy (now down to monthly!) from my adverse reaction to the prequels.

The ghost of Lincoln said that if he was able to get over his phobia about being in a theater again after what he once went once through, I could man-up and be his movie date.

I said okay and we went to the movie theater but the new Stars Wars was sold out and instead we saw Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip.

After it was over we were walking through

The ghost of Lincoln said, “It never gets old.”