What happened in the desert

I sat on a rock in the desert. Eventually an armadillo came up and asked, “What are you doing?”

I said that I was waiting for something to happen.

The armadillo said, “I’m what’s happening.”

I said that I was waiting for something interesting to happen.

The armadillo got up on its hind legs and did a flirty Mae West walk. I said that it wasn’t interesting because Mae West already did it in the movies back in the 1930s.

The armadillo sighed and sat down next to me. We both waited.

Eventually a whale came by floating in a see-through glass swimming pool on wheels.

I asked the whale if we could join it in the pool. The whale sighed and said, “I guess.”