The Call

I just got a call from God.

God said, “Why haven’t you called me?”

I said that I’d been busy.

God said, “How do you think that makes me feel?”

I said I didn’t think it would bother God.

God said, “Well, you were wrong.”

I said what was the point of being friends with God if it turns out God is just like a person.

God said, “I’m beginning to think the same thing about you.”